How can you write such things for cheap publicity, can’t be a zuckerberg with this cheap publicity?

An Annual Rape Festival in Assam? Now, how is that for a joke?

 

The original article went on to be shared on social media gaining over 72000 likes and being shared over 231000 times and was carried by many other websites too. Many people commented believing the story to be real.

Ladies are not having the shiniest of days under the Indian sun, concurred, and a most recent ironical post distributed in National Report makes an unfortunate remark on the same, shaming and infuriating the entire country. 

The social media was snappy to react to this verbal barbarity, keeping in mind individuals everywhere throughout the planet vomited on the Indian male attitude, Indians hopped weapons shielding their stance and named this report as utter nonsense. 

There are mentions about other Indian states, too.  “The Assam Festival began in 43 BC when Baalkrishan Tamil Nadu raped everyone in his village of Doomdooma. Baalkrishan Tamil Nadu is remembered every year at this event, in fact the trophy given to the man with the most rapes is called The Baalkrishan”.

Men in India are already beginning to celebrate as the annual Assam Rape Festival is just days away. Every non-married girl age 7-16 will have the chance to flee to safety or get raped.

Madhuban Ahluwalia who heads up the annual festival told reporters why the event is so important. “This is a long time tradition in Assam dating back thousands of years,” says Ahluwalia. “We rape the evil demons out of the girls, otherwise they will cheat on us and we will be forced to kill them. So it is necessary for everyone.”

24-year-old Harikrishna Majumdar told reporters that he has been training all year for this event. “I’m going to get the most rapes this year. I’ve been practicing all year. I rape my sister and her friends every day. I will be rape superstar number one! I will get the Baalkrishan prize this year for sure!”

 12-year-old Jaitashri Majumdar told reporters she almost made it through last year’s festival without getting raped. “I came so close to not getting raped. I almost got to the ‘rape-free-zone’ at the edge of town, but at the last minute 9 men jumped on me and raped me. Luckily I am just recovering now so I can participate in this year’s events, otherwise I would be put to death by stoning.”

34-year-old Brian Barnett from Toronto who is visiting Assam on business told reporters he will be missing the festivities this year. “My company did not tell me anything about a rape festival happening while I was here. Are you serious, a rape festival? I’m getting the f*ck out of this backwards country tonight.”

India is second in reported rapes in the world only behind the United States, though critics are quick to point out that is only because most rapes in India go unreported.